She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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