You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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