what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize