I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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