Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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