Kiss
Puke
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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