thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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