remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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