I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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