Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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