Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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