try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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