do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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