I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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