i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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