But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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