I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
The air taste purple.
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