Small penises have feelings too.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I need a beard to bite.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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