no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My vagina just clenched in fear
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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