Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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