He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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