You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
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I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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