You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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