love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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