Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
the day after is always just damage control
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On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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