Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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