it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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