I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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