I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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