your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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