yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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