walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
dude. I can hear the air.
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