Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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