at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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