And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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