he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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