How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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