Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
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The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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