Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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