This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Randomize