Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
only you would photoshop your dick
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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