Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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