I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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