I love black thongs
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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