last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
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Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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