Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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