well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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