hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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