his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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