3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
high people should be assigned attendants
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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